Customer Service Update, Part Two

A number of you have inquired over the past few weeks about the badly damaged copy of the complete Orthodox Study Bible which I received a while back (see the reports, with grievous pictures, here and here), and whether Conciliar Press ever replied to Kevin Edgecomb’s communications regarding this matter. As far as I know, Conciliar Press did not, in fact, ever reply to Kevin despite his having contacted them more than once. This is a shame, given that our good friend Mr Edgecomb did not buy from them just one, but rather two copies of the OSB at full price, and that his payments were not declined or otherwise returnedall of which would normally make him, one thinks, a valued customer deserving of every attention.

Finally, I decided to call Conciliar Press myself a couple of weeks ago and ask how to go about returning a damaged copy of the OSB. The very polite lady who answered the phone, upon learning of the ghastly gash that disfigured my copy, apologized for the defect and promptly gave me the address to which I could send the damaged copy in exchange for a new, hopefully pristine one. I finally sent off the defective book via US Mail last Wednesday, June 4, and the Delivery Confirmation report states that the package was last seen in Richmond, CA 94804 as of June 11, 2008; if all goes well, I expect to find upon my return a new copy of the OSB, this time free from every kind of unacceptable manufacture and binding defect. As for defects of other sorts that the book may or may not have, I continue to be engaged in copious notetaking as I explore the particulars of that volume thanks to another specimen available to me at my current location.

More as things develop!


On Extended Absences of the Post-Lenten Kind

While many others normally place a moratorium on the internet during Lent, here at The Voice of Stefan all internet activities have instead been held in abeyance during the first 40 days of the Paschal season, which end today. It was a stroke of genius, I admit: shattering expectations and holding all in suspense, while creating a space for the wildest speculations. Brilliant!

Of course, the real reason I haven’t been posting for the past few weeks is that things have taken a great many turns of late, and I have suddenly found myself in the hinterlands Michigan, completely surrounded by no internet. (And if you fail to recognize this last line as both a reference and a deep nod to Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances, well, you should be of all [women and] men the most to be pitied.) I should be back home in Puerto Rico not many weeks hence, at which point posting will resume at its normal speed. Which is not much, as we all know, but it’s still better than nothing.

Noteworthy highlights from my trip to Michigan thus far include the following:

  • I paid a visit to the local franchise of that wretched emporium of blasphemous Christian trinketry, the Family Christian Stores, where I saw a guitar pick with the words “Pick Jesus!” printed in the front and Romans 10:13 printed in the back, as well as an idolatrous t-shirt that read, “JesUSAves”;
  • I finally picked up a copy of the Holman Christian Standard Bible, which for all of its defects, allows me the pleasure to see on the printed page St John 3:16 correctly and unambiguously translated (“For God loved the world in this way…”);
  • I have been recently introduced to a setting of the Prayer Before Holy Communion (“I believe, O Lord, and I confess…”) to the tune of—wait for it—Just As I Am (see for yourselves!).

Clearly, the fun never ceases.

My limited internet time is about up, but I expect to be able to check in at least a few times before I return home. In the meantime, and for the last time this Paschal season (as it is now nearly time for the Vigil of the Feast of the Ascension), allow me to say once again to one and all with great joy: